I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed
no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed
this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post
i really like this new wave of telling people to stay in their lane. it’s about time we encouraged teens to improve their road habits. i say we tackle texting while driving next
JUST BECAUSE SOMONE IS SMILING AND LAUGHING DOESN’T ALWAYS MEAN THEY’RE HAPPY.
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business
She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.