fleshcircus:

awkward

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thrashturbate:

cynical-bee:

thrashturbate:

I’ll bet you’d look adorable grasping at the sheets on my bed

no matter how many times u compliment me im not making ur bed

this has to be one of the best responses I’ve gotten to this text post

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  • Guy: my dick is hard
  • Girl: to find

journeytogoals:

soundtrack-for-lovers:

Because this deserves its own post #dealwithit

journeytogoals

King of sass!
Alyse you’re amazing!

Louis discreetly singing along Harry’s verse in Little Things | 14/08/14

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Okay, this is actually the sweetest thing ever because you know Niall can’t play because of his ‘dodgy knees’ and Harry just wanted to make him happy. That’s real friendship.

I CAN’T.

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bombing:

i really like this new wave of telling people to stay in their lane. it’s about time we encouraged teens to improve their road habits. i say we tackle texting while driving next

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boys-and-suicide:

JUST BECAUSE SOMONE IS SMILING AND LAUGHING DOESN’T ALWAYS MEAN THEY’RE HAPPY.

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snorlaxatives:

why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes

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theactorsmind:

raeloganthemephilesfangirl:

charlottec21:

I love it how when Snape draws out his wand there are audible gasps but when Mcgonagall draws her wand there people are screaming out of the way.

They just know better.

damn snape is piss-OH MOTHERFUCKING SHIT, MOVE OUT, CLEAR THE WAY, MCGONAGALL IS PISSED.

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party-into-thesun:

sharkchunks:

basedgosh:

why would she sell sea shells by a sea shore when you can just pick them off of the ground for free that’s not how you run a business

She’s sold sea shells by the seashore since shapely seashore seashells stay scarce. Since she sells superior shells searchers spend centuries searching for, seldom selling simple shells, so she still sustains solid savings.

image

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shotsbitsandbobs:

Baeeeeeeee 8/14 
Photo credit: myself
Credit me!★

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asmilinggoddess:

I FOUND THIS AND IM SO FUCKNG ANGRY NOW YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THEY CAST AND FILMED PEEVES AND THEN WENT “NAH, LETS CUT HIM.”

PEEVES WAS SO CLOSE TO EXISTING IN THE FILMS. THEY WROTE SCENES AND FILMED THEM AND EVERYTHING  AND  THEN THEY CUT HIM OUT THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

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