he is so smart
with his scar
and his broomstick
- actual canon line by Draco Malfoy
#’you have told me this at least a dozen times already’ - actual canon reply by lucius
Is there a link to proof…
(it’s not actually canon)
are you calling me a liar
Just a reminder:the natural diet of these birds is BONES. Not just bone marrow; actual bone shards. They pick up huge freaking bones from carcasses and drop them onto rocks until they get spiky pieces and then they swallow them. Their stomach acid dissolves bone.
look me in the eye and tell me that’s not a fucking dragon
And they aren’t naturally red like that. That’s self-applied makeup. They find the reddest earth they can to work into their feathers as a status symbol.
And they don’t scavenge other parts of carcases, just the bones. 85-90% of their diet is exclusively bone. Hence why it’s only a myth that these birds would just pick up whole lambs and carry them off. It’s not true, but in German they’re still called Lämmergeier as a result.
You can not convince me that these aren’t velociraptors that just didn’t die with the other dinosaurs.
The look on the guy’s face in the first pic is worth a million words.
(Source: jenkristofu, via mordecai-gray)
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
someone sent me an ask saying “stop taking so many pictures of your dog”
bruno takes his own selfies its not me guys
(Source: hi, via gnarly)
so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck